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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:12:50 -0400

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breefolk-hates-staff: que-mystery: v171: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:10:35 -0400

breefolk-hates-staff:

que-mystery:

v171:

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”

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weavemama: ddestr0yedd: weavemama: anyway black women are...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:51:09 -0400

weavemama:

ddestr0yedd:

weavemama:

anyway black women are having miscarriages in Flint and there has yet to be an outrage from the “pro-life” community

can we call this a genocide yet?

keep in mind this is a MAN-MADE health crisis. they changed the water of a lower-income black community for a reason. 12 people have died so far because of the water and now the women are suffering from miscarriages. this story needs as much attention as possible. a black community is still being poisoned and pro-lifers don’t seem to give a shit

aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace: ruthyless: when i was younger i had a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:50:46 -0400

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

argumate:wow it’s cool that all these celebrities came together...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:50:32 -0400

argumate:

wow it’s cool that all these celebrities came together to spread this important message about checking sources

nyankee: pokemonenslaver: shordibynature: Holy shit this was...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:41:37 -0400

nyankee:

pokemonenslaver:

shordibynature:

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

pines-chris: I cannot stand by while innocent lives are lost. If...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:11:58 -0400

pines-chris:

I cannot stand by while innocent lives are lost. If no one else will defend the world from Ares, then I must.

Gal Gadot as Diana Prince in Wonder Woman (2017)

pines-chris: I cannot stand by while innocent lives are lost. If...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:51:34 -0400

pines-chris:

I cannot stand by while innocent lives are lost. If no one else will defend the world from Ares, then I must.

Gal Gadot as Diana Prince in Wonder Woman (2017)

fuglyselfie: “how would your friends describe you?”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:51:11 -0400

fuglyselfie:

“how would your friends describe you?”

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:49:52 -0400

forsakers: i’m staring off into space not at you

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:49:45 -0400

forsakers:

i’m staring off into space not at you

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:48:57 -0400

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bladedpetals: for-southendgirls: femmeradical: pro-uterus-agend...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:47:07 -0400

bladedpetals:

for-southendgirls:

femmeradical:

pro-uterus-agenda:

cocksmasher69:

It’s because the kids aren’t white

Obviously what’s happening to these kids is horrific but should we really be calling them concentrating camps though? What do Jewish people think about this?

Hello, Mexican here. They are fucking modern day concentration camps. Children, even infants, are being ripped from their homes, forced into overcrowded abandoned Walmart’s, with only 2 hours a day of outside time. This is no way for children to live. There is a mural on the wall of Trump with the quote, “Sometimes by losing the battle you find a way to win the war.” Do you know what people call shit like that? Propaganda. You can fuck all the way off. I cannot fucking believe you chose to fucking nitpick how this humanitarian problem is discussed because you’re uncomfortable with the horrors happening right before our eyes and would rather call it “problematic.” I can’t fucking stand gringos for bullshit like this.

Hi, Jew here! They are concentration camps and any Jew worth their history will tell you that. The Trump murals, the “we’re just going to take your baby for a bath”, the photos of confiscated rosary beads, the older children taking care of younger children they have no relation to because there are no parents around.

We see this shit and it sends chills up our spines because that was the kind of shit gentiles ignored because it wasn’t “that bad”. It wasn’t “that bad” when they were just confiscating our wedding rings and throwing them into a pile because we were “prisoners”, because it wasn’t “that bad” when they were separating children from their mothers to put them into a separate barracks, because it wasn’t “that bad” when little kids were having to flee through Kindertransport without their parents.

This also isn’t the first time this has been done in America. The Japanese were held in concentration camps here during WWII. And what’s happening now sounds strikingly similar to that as well. A concentration camp is literally just a place where you concentrate a certain group of people against their will.

pocmemes: pocmemes: pocmemes: Childish Gambino apparentley...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:46:16 -0400

pocmemes:

pocmemes:

pocmemes:

Childish Gambino apparentley “stole” “This Is America” from Jase Harley song “American Pharoah” (2016)

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duprsamr: paulthebukkit: Talk about character development. He’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:45:27 -0400

duprsamr:

paulthebukkit:

Talk about character development. He’s no longer a meat shield, he is willingly putting his life on the line for Peach!

Good job Toad, you’ll make a certain someone proud surely

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